The Aurelio Column: why a cat has nine lives

Ciao my bellas!

She who is in charge seems to have done a bunk again.

Honestly, I’m the one who’s supposed to be the dirty stop-out.

But it is the litterarry season.  Bit rainy mind, if you ask me.

Thankfully, I can stay indoors and luxuriate with my foodies and my reading.  But as you can see, I am in ever-ready mode for when the sun does come out.  Sunday for here, apparently; but I remain ever optimistic.

Anyway, I have found you the best on the web for today.  It will explain everything to all of you who have been puzzled.  It’s been properly certified by my mate Pete on the gate.  I am told my column’s booted off for a #fridayreads special tomorrow, but who knows?  I did promise to be good though.